Posts

"Leprosy and a taco is the thing that finally grosses you out? Really?" (Week 31)

"Who was Tiny Tims dad? Bob Marley." (Week 30)

I don't even have an out of context quote I'm just so excited about conference! (week 29)

"Why did you marry her if you hate her?" "I loved her at the time but I gave that up for lent." (week 28)

"You need to find a guy that you look at him and say 'alabaster.'" (Week 27)

"I thought you harvest caramel..." (Week 26)

"You can't all be aware that I am alive, and me still end up the loser!" (Week 25)