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"Why did you marry her if you hate her?" "I loved her at the time but I gave that up for lent." (week 28)

"You need to find a guy that you look at him and say 'alabaster.'" (Week 27)

"I thought you harvest caramel..." (Week 26)

"You can't all be aware that I am alive, and me still end up the loser!" (Week 25)