Posts

"I don't want joy, I want nice calves!" (week 24)

"I'm a little teapot short and peeved" (week 23)

"I don't need a tablet to magnify my screen, or my calling." (week 22)

"That cop better stop, I got a midget crossing." (week 21)

“Suddenly my dad looked like Nicholas Cage and became a terrorist.” (Week 20)

"I am not about to pick a fight with the fire marshal. The fire marshal can do whatever he wants." (Week 19)